hi, i’m the c-monster. that’s not my real name, it’s just a weird nickname dad gave me. i can’t tell you my real name because mom watched some oprah episode about how bad people can find anything out about you from your blog. so i’m going to keep that on the down low for now.
you’ll also notice that i don’t capitalize words. hello! i’m only two years old. and even if i knew what to capitalize, i couldn’t do it anyway because my stubby fingers will never make the shift-key stretch required to capitalize.
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